<div><p> A vicar at a wedding I was at last week told of a driver who broke down with a lorryload of penguins. He flagged down another lorry and offered its driver <p> Choice in the 27-runner Stewards' Cup had proved easier. I forgave Kevin Ryan's Mutamared his poor run at Ascot ...

<div><p>In 2010, the Eclipse Stakes will form the fifth of 10 races in the Sovereign Series, a points-based competition to find a champion horse of the series that the organisers hope will rival the Premier League and Formula One as a televisual feast. £5m, including a £2m bonus ...

<div><p> It was lunchtime at a Church school and there was a large dish of rosy apples. A nun placed a note on the fruit: 'Take only one: God is watching.' Further down the line was a dish of biscuits. 'Take all you like, ' one child was heard telling another, 'God is watching the apples ...

<div><p> Having been carved up brutally at Vauxhall last Saturday by an opentopped Mercedes, I gently indicated a request for better road manners as one does (at least when Mrs Oakley is not there to offer helpful advice) by leaning on the horn, flashing my lights, winding down the window for a few observations on ...